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Postby Comie on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:30 pm

http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/0 ... tbwaparis/


awesome ad - but wow i wonder what time of the day they would put this on at
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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:43 am

Dont think it matter when its shown, its only somewhat suggestive.
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Re: French advert

Postby Pantho on Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:09 am

Comie wrote:http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/01/27/aides-graffiti-tbwaparis/


awesome ad - but wow i wonder what time of the day they would put this on at



Hmm probably 9pm + tbh.

Anything todo with sex safety pretty much gets a green flag lol. Plus it was funny as fuck :D
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Re: French advert

Postby DAGGERZ on Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:01 am

i thought they portrayed them selves very well in that advert.






































































french cunts running at the first sign of trouble
HIXXY - you have got a goodlooking fucker next to you on the plane
DAGGERZ - oh where are you sitting then ?
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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:14 pm

Are we talking about the same French cunts who nearly conquered all of Europe over a 12 year period? The guys who sunk a fucking greenpeace boats cus it was in the way? One of the largest nuclear powers in the world? The nation that pretty much formed invented western democracy through ruthless bloodbath revolution? Yea those guys are real pussys...
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Re: French advert

Postby Comie on Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:15 pm

Solid Rock wrote:Are we talking about the same French cunts who nearly conquered all of Europe over a 12 year period? The guys who sunk a fucking greenpeace boats cus it was in the way? One of the largest nuclear powers in the world? The nation that pretty much formed invented western democracy through ruthless bloodbath revolution? Yea those guys are real pussys...


yeah thats right, those pussies - the same pussies that have been put in their place century after century by Good ol' blighty.

but yeah if your not from the UK then sure you can fear them, but for us... theyre just cheese eating surrender monkies.
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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:04 pm

Comie wrote:yeah thats right, those pussies - the same pussies that have been put in their place century after century by Good ol' blighty.

but yeah if your not from the UK then sure you can fear them, but for us... theyre just cheese eating surrender monkies.


I'm guessing your history books conveniently leave out the times when Good ol' Blighty got its ass handed to it by France. The fight was pretty even most of the time really.
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Re: French advert

Postby Pantho on Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:49 pm

Solid Rock wrote:
Comie wrote:yeah thats right, those pussies - the same pussies that have been put in their place century after century by Good ol' blighty.

but yeah if your not from the UK then sure you can fear them, but for us... theyre just cheese eating surrender monkies.


I'm guessing your history books conveniently leave out the times when Good ol' Blighty got its ass handed to it by France. The fight was pretty even most of the time really.


Not really, UK suprisingly has pretty fair history books. Specially comparing them to some other countries *cough*

It's just the hate between uk vs french makes us biased :)

Was Napoleon Bonaparte even french ?

And to be fair, who didn't conquer most of europe... Damn world bikes...
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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:10 am

Pantho wrote:
Solid Rock wrote:
Comie wrote:yeah thats right, those pussies - the same pussies that have been put in their place century after century by Good ol' blighty.

but yeah if your not from the UK then sure you can fear them, but for us... theyre just cheese eating surrender monkies.


I'm guessing your history books conveniently leave out the times when Good ol' Blighty got its ass handed to it by France. The fight was pretty even most of the time really.


Not really, UK suprisingly has pretty fair history books. Specially comparing them to some other countries *cough*

It's just the hate between uk vs french makes us biased :)

Was Napoleon Bonaparte even french ?

And to be fair, who didn't conquer most of europe... Damn world bikes...


Really only the Nazis and the French have ever managed to conquer all of mainland Europe, and were coincidently both stopped by Russia. Bonaparte was indeed French, the Italians had sold Corsica to France a couple of years before he was born.

The whole surendermonkey stereotype only came about after the second world war, and the yanks gave it more force when they got pissed that France vetoed the UN invasion of Iraq. The relatively fast French defeat in WW2 wasn't really surprising, for one the Germans had already steamrolled several of their neighbours without much difficulty and the country was still reeling pretty badly from the first war which took place almost entirely on French soil costing 1.4 million French military deaths. Despite this some of the border forts managed to hold the German forces at bay for as long as 9 months after the country had officially been occupied.
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Re: French advert

Postby Pantho on Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:51 am

We haven't been conquered for what, 1000 years?

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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:10 am

Pantho wrote:We haven't been conquered for what, 1000 years?

/end


Well, you've got a rather major geographical advantage. Having to cross any body of water makes invasion vastly harder, operation Overlord proves this quite well. Despite attacking the most thinly defended and undermanned part of Normandy every German killed on the beaches still took 3 or 4 allies with him. When the germans took france they too went the least defended route, that is they decided rather than tangle with the most ridiculously well defended border in human history they decided to smash through Belgium.

Had it not been for the English channel the British would've been just as fucked as the rest of us. If it hadn't been for the Russians even the channel wouldn't have protected Britain in the long run.

At any rate, there's a difference between conquest and occupation. Conquest implies that you get to keep the land, at least for a while, as your sovereign territory.
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Re: French advert

Postby Pantho on Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:53 pm

Solid Rock wrote:
Pantho wrote:We haven't been conquered for what, 1000 years?

/end


Well, you've got a rather major geographical advantage. Having to cross any body of water makes invasion vastly harder, operation Overlord proves this quite well. Despite attacking the most thinly defended and undermanned part of Normandy every German killed on the beaches still took 3 or 4 allies with him. When the germans took france they too went the least defended route, that is they decided rather than tangle with the most ridiculously well defended border in human history they decided to smash through Belgium.

Had it not been for the English channel the British would've been just as fucked as the rest of us. If it hadn't been for the Russians even the channel wouldn't have protected Britain in the long run.

At any rate, there's a difference between conquest and occupation. Conquest implies that you get to keep the land, at least for a while, as your sovereign territory.


Wouldn't argue that the channel is the founding reason :)

But be the reason "omg you only won the fight becuase your 2 foot taller" doesn't change the fact he still won the damn fight!

Bad example, im tired... I want a cookie :cry:
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Re: French advert

Postby Solid Rock on Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:15 pm

Pantho wrote:Bad example, im tired... I want a cookie :cry:


Here you go, but only one or you wont have room for dinner.
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Re: French advert

Postby Hazloc on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:06 pm

Back on topic...sort of


http://www.smellmeand.com/gb/
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Re: French advert

Postby a4nic8er on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:42 pm

Hazloc wrote:Back on topic...sort of


http://www.smellmeand.com/gb/



VULVA Original – a worldwide exclusive

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman...
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is ap- plied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…

VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.


Does that come in different flavours?
Blonde, Redhead, Sweaty Pakistani?
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