Screaming Orgasm Contest?

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Screaming Orgasm Contest?

Post by Freaky Fryd »

Got a motorcycle? Want women? Get this:
http://www.viberider.com/

In short, it's a seat attachment that hooks right into the motorcycle's engine
and vibrates for the passenger. The more RPMs the engine does, the faster/stronger
this vibrates.
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Post by Rento »

how on earth did you managet to find that freak, you freak
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Post by Mumblyfish »

Because he wants one for himself. Putting a brick on the accelerator = FUN TIMES!
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Post by Rento »

good call MumblySex
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Post by Freaky Fryd »

How do you put a brick on the accelerator of a motorcycle?
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Post by Mumblyfish »

DUCT TAPE!
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a brick of duct tape?
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Re: Screaming Orgasm Contest?

Post by Solid Rock »

I wanna revive old posts too.
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Re: Screaming Orgasm Contest?

Post by war-barney »

go goin ill help you =) this is a REEEEEALLLLLY old post though. wonder if anybody improved the sex bike since then.. that was like 4 years ago by now they av prolly made a bike which dont av vibrating thing is jus flat out shags you.
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