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Re: Who would win?

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winner = the cow stuffed with all of the said above.


star trek vs. star wars
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Re: Who would win?

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derretimos wrote:winner = the cow stuffed with all of the said above.


star trek vs. star wars
Star Trek, because they have an endless supply of expandable crewmen to wear out the opposition. Besides the hot chicks in Star Trek wear spandex.

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Re: Who would win?

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sonic, he is way to fast for the mud drelling fiend.

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popa smurf he has a entire village of smurfs at his command AND has constantly outwitted a sorcerer who is like 50X bigger than him!

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war-barney wrote:popa smurf he has a entire village of smurfs at his command AND has constantly outwitted a sorcerer who is like 50X bigger than him!

a giant inflatable hedgehog with the power to predict the future vs a real hedgehog
I think in the end the real hedgehog would win. Probly be a drawn out fight though with the inflatable one dodgin all the time.

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Re: Who would win?

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well thats a interesting matchup.. i feel that bat mobile would win though. though train can fly an travel through time it has no defencsive guns so would be a sitting duck for the much more powerful batmobile. however train would put up a good fight if it could travel through time fast enough an destroy bit bat mobile b4 it was made..... in close it depends if train managed to time travel fast enough b4 bat mobile blew it up.

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Mr. T becuase he's so pumped up and buff he would make a pile of goo out of that bear

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Leo, Whenever Liono would attack Leo would duck into his shell then slice lino up into tiny pieces to cook and garnish a pizza with.

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Miss Piggy she would annoy him to the point of suicide with her constant bitching coupled with the sound of her voice

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Chuck Norris blatently just cause he's amazing. ''Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.''


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Re: Who would win?

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That fight is obviously reliant on the setting, in a bar or warehouse cluttered with boxes and shit jackie would win hands down, I'm also inclined to say jackie chan regardless because jason bourne is just fictional and he was played by matt damon which is an automatic loss.

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kanedax wrote:That fight is obviously reliant on the setting, in a bar or warehouse cluttered with boxes and shit jackie would win hands down, I'm also inclined to say jackie chan regardless because jason bourne is just fictional and he was played by matt damon which is an automatic loss.

Now time for the ultimate battle.

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Bruce Leee, its not even a discussion its a fact. This mach has been done to death and the answer was given years before the internet ever came to be when bruce spanked Chuck in a kung fu movie.

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Re: Who would win?

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ye bruce lee would beat anybody! hell i rekon he'd have a good shot at killing terminator

Terminator would win its from the future! an lets not forget robocop kept gettin shot to shit by bad guys while the termi only ever even gets hurt at the end of the film after being shot at an blow up. Time for a REAL matchup

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