pantho u whore...

DAGGERZ · Post by **DAGGERZ** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:17 pm

how is the weather where u are gay boy?
its been bad here. honda had to evacuate the plant on friday due to flooding. many peoples cars were under water in the car park by 4 pm. plus we are getting part supplier issues due to some of them being in the worst hit areas. but we are getting it quite rough . some areas near us have had the water supply cut off. i got a pic of te car park on me phone if i can get it on me pc ill post it for u to laugh at. we could not see pavements or curbs just the tops of road signs and in some parts the water level is above ppls garage doors!
im thinking of getting me self a couple of poor africans to carve me a banana boat to get to work in. if i get some real skinny ones i can use them as ores once there done.

Pantho · Post by **Pantho** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:21 pm

Its been bad... VERY bad..

The resovour (Fuck spelling),near the main town cracked, had to pump it to keep it from cracking.

If that bitch went the whole of rotherham would have been swimming.

but yea, whole town closed.... Curries till october etc with mass flooding,Worst we got in the little village (top of a hill ftw), was the roses didnt grow...

But yea, very bad weather, and im doing fine

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Oh yea, they and they evaced a few thousand homes in town etc etc usually weather "omg my feet will get wet" hype.

Well appart from Rawmarsh... 2miles square block was trapped inside by a massive flood.. sounds cruel but was funny.... Instead of seeing people going to work, there was a fucking army of ducks pretending they own the street ^^

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:02 am

Ducks will rule the entire UK by the end of this week. Its all part of their master plan. I helped build their weather machine cus well you know ducks dont have oposable thumbs and thus cant hold on to a spanner. They had me chained up for a week on a tiny island in the middle of a scotish pond and a swear everytime they went by they where quacking insults behind my back.

mabs · Post by **mabs** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:52 pm

what were you chained to ?

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:29 pm

A radiator.

derretimos · Post by **derretimos** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:53 pm

more like a sex machine radiator

mabs · Post by **mabs** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:51 pm

hmm on a tiny island in the middle of a pond...i dont think so
you can do better :p

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:22 am

They where worryed id freeze out there. Theyr magalomaniacal birds but theyr not evil.

DAGGERZ · Post by **DAGGERZ** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:23 am

his telling a big fat lie. everyone knows that ducks cant do very good knots so he could have escaped. anyway if they cant hold spanners and tools then ow did they plumb the rad in . plus if the duck did plumb in the rad you better hope he was corgi registered.

im waiting for the "whats corgi "

Pantho · Post by **Pantho** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:01 am

Plumber thing, to make sure your not a rip off guy

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:47 am

I sorta figured that acually. Its funny though that my being chained up is the part you find hard to believe...

mabs · Post by **mabs** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:12 am

chains or ropes ?

heya dagz

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:09 am

Chains ofcourse or id have said i whas tied up.

mabs · Post by **mabs** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:55 pm

wuts a spanner

Pantho · Post by **Pantho** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:41 pm

To find a spanner, look deep into a mirror