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Three tortoises :)

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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.

Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So,it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it"

Mick gets worried,he turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.

Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives
that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another 5 days and he still isn't back,but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a
rock and shouts,

"I KNEW IT... I KNEW IT . I'M NOT F***ING GOING
The room went that way ->>>>
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Rofl tortoise jokes :P.
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...and then I got naked...
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Freaky Fryd wrote:...and then I got naked...
i think you mean


...and then i woke up naked
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No, getting naked is what happens before waking up naked.
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Not nescesarily...
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