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European Heighten Threat Levels

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European Heighten Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher
levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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Re: European Heighten Threat Levels

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Comie wrote:The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Ok the rest suck.. but ROFL!

This... This made me laugh...
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Comie wrote:The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Ok the rest suck.. but ROFL!

This... This made me laugh...
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Comie wrote:The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Ok the rest suck.. but ROFL!

This... This made me laugh...
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Ditto and someone slap pantho for doubleposting.
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Well I smiled at all of them (and laughed at the spanish one).

*slaps pantho*
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If laughter can be contagious, why do we never hear of any mirth pandemics?
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*slaps pantho*
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*slaps pantho*
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Triple solid, not double ^^.. and um yea... woops
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round the circle we go

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i dont get it...


anyway i was just youtubing stuff. flight of the conchords is pretty god damn funny and superbad looks like its going to be funnier than old school
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oh i actually read the post. pantho you whore been here not as long as i, but still have a higher post count for spamming your face off.
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"Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". "

ROFL awesome
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Post by DAGGERZ »

thats about as funny as 9/11 tbh.
liked to now what twat wrote it.


mind you seeing as its the british SAS catching most off these rag heads , its kind of an insult really.
The room went that way ->>>>
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Running low on humor daggz?
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