"A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
- stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!' "
"I don't remember much after that ..."
joke
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