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Post by DAGGERZ »

"A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
- stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!' "

"I don't remember much after that ..."
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Post by Solid Rock »

Ouch! Goes to show that golf is the most dangerous game in the world :P.
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Post by Sælie »

XD Just goes to show that a lot of men don't think before they speak.














(Ok...so neither do a lot of females, but I had to try right?)
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