A bloke goes into a chemist and says “I need some birth control pills for my 12 year old daughterâ€
The chemist replies “What! , your daughter is 12 years old and is having active sex?â€
Bloke replies “nah she just lies there like her motherâ€
A tramp walks into a bar looking smug and the barman asks why
Tramp says “Well you know I sleep by the railway, well last night i was on the way back to my cardboard box and I saw a young woman tied to the tracks like they do in the films, so I untied her and took her home and we had rampant sex , sometimes with me on top and sometimes with her on topâ€
Barman says “thats fantastic, was she pretty?â€
Tramp relies “I dont know I never found her headâ€
JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
Forum rules
Welcome to the Official SynergyXR Forums! You will have to register to post and if you're new here, please read our Welcome Post and Forum Rules.
Welcome to the Official SynergyXR Forums! You will have to register to post and if you're new here, please read our Welcome Post and Forum Rules.
- DAGGERZ
- 1500+ Posts
- Posts: 1829
- Joined: Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:37 pm
- Xbox GamerTag: PecKer73
- Neocron Characters: Go on guess...
- WoW Server: Dawnbringer
- Location: not where I should be
JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
The room went that way ->>>>
- Pantho
- 3000+ Posts
- Posts: 3334
- Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:19 pm
- Steam ID: sam86
- WoW Server: Me+Fanyasy = Chosen
- Operating System: Windows XP x86
- CPU: Core2Duo 26400 2.8ghz
- Motherboard: Intel DG395RY
- Memory (RAM): 4GB 4x1GB Crucial XMS2 800mhz
- Video Card: 8800GTS 640mb
- Hard Drive: 300gb Sata2
- Monitor: 19" Hanns-G
- Secondary Monitor: 19" DMG
- Keyboard: Logitech S510
- Mouse: Logitech MX Revolution
- Case: Some obsenly heavy thing - Cooler Master
- Power Supply: 650W Modular Corsair
- Internet Connection: 10MB Cable
Re: JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
Necrophiliacs Anonymous!
Last edited by Pantho on Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- derretimos
- 1000+ Posts
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:24 pm
- Steam ID: derrelol
- PlayStation Network ID: bane008
- Neocron Characters: Faid
- CPU: Intel I3
- CPU Heatsink/Cooler: import.java.*
- Motherboard: im drunk
- Location: TENNESSEE
- Contact:
Re: JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
anonymous, bitch.
pwnt.
pwnt.
- Solid Rock
- 3000+ Posts
- Posts: 3942
- Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:45 am
- Xfire ID: solid5rock
- Steam ID: Taurmin
- Xbox GamerTag: Taurmin
- PlayStation Network ID: Taurmin
- Neocron Characters: Solid Rock
Taurmin - Global Agenda Character: Taurmin
- EVE Online Character: Solid Rock
- Minecraft Username: Taurmin
- WoW Armory: Thorgul
- WoW Server: Bladefist
- Operating System: Windows 7 Home
- CPU: Intel Core I7 960 3.2 Mhz
- Motherboard: Asus Sabretooth X58
- Memory (RAM): 2x 2GB Kingston DDR3
- Video Card: Club GeForce GTX 650 1gb GDDR5
- Monitor: Acer X193W 19" 16x10
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16824009127
- Secondary Monitor: ITS TS-7005L 17" 4x3
- Keyboard: Logitech G15 Series 2
- Mouse: Cyborg R.A.T. 9
- Internet Connection: 50mb/5mb
- Location: Denmark
- Contact:
Re: JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
Listen to Derre, he sees the sign on the door every week.
- Chosen One
- 3000+ Posts
- Posts: 3266
- Joined: Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:28 pm
- Steam ID: sxrchosen1
- Neocron Characters: Chosen One
Wendy
Van C
Rufio
Muff Driver
Komie - Global Agenda Character: Chosen_One
- Tribes Ascend Character: sxrchosen1
- EVE Online Character: Rakkor Symbiot
- Minecraft Username: sxrchosen1
- Aion: Zsusun
- WoW Armory: ...what Mace said...
- WoW Server: Shrek online
- Operating System: Windows Vista Ultimate 64bit SP2
- CPU: Intel Core i7 920 Nehalem 2.8GHz
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16819115202
- Motherboard: EVGA E758-TR 3-Way SLI Intel X58 ATX
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16813188046
- Memory (RAM): OCZ Platinum 6GB DDR3 1600
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16820227381
- Video Card: BFG Tech GeForce GTX 280 1GB 512-bit
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16814143142
- Hard Drive: SAMSUNG 1TB 7200 RPM 3.0 SATA
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16822152102
- Monitor: SAMSUNG 22" 5ms Widescreen LCD DVI
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16824001257
- Keyboard: Dell
- Mouse: Logitech
- Case: Antec 1200 Black Steel ATX Full Tower
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16811129043
- Power Supply: CORSAIR 650W
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16817139005
- Internet Connection: innerweb
- Location: Plaza 2
- Contact:
Re: JOKES (very bad taste) u may be offended
LOL, I love jokes that offend ppl!