Rules of the internet

[Solid Rock]

1. Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)
2. Do NOT talk about /b/ (Ebaums 4chan did it.) (All cancer will now be sent to 4chan.)
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.

The old ruleset as of 19th April 2007

* Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
* Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
* Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
* Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
* Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
* Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
* Rule 7: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
* Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
* Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
* Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
* Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
* Rule 12: Lurk moar.
* Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
* Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
* Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
* Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
* Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
* Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
* Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
* Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
* Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
* Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
* Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
* Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
* Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
* Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
* Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
* Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
* Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
* Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
* Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
* Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
* Rule 33: It's a trap.
* Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
* Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
* Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
* Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
* Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
* Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
* Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
* Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
* Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
* Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
* Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
* Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore.
* Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
* Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike.
* Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce.
* Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid.
* Rule 50: Anything can be a meme.

The amended ruleset as of 19th of April 2007

On April 14, 2007, Nakamura amended the Rules of the Internet, adding 50 new rules. He said the Rules of the Internet was like b's Constitution, and all good constitutions should be amended.

* Rule 51:Longcat is looooooooooong.
* Rule 52: If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
* Rule 53: Anonymous is a virgin by default.
* Rule 54: Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
* Rule 55: CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
* Rule 56: Don't mess with football.
* Rule 57: MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
* Rule 58: Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
* Rule 59: The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
* Rule 60: If you say Candlejack, you w
* Rule 61: You cannot divide by zero.
* Rule 62: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
* Rule 63: If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
* Rule 64: Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
* Rule 65: Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
* Rule 66: This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
* Rule 67: One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
* Rule 68: Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
* Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
* Rule 70: Also, cocks.
* Rule 71: This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
* Rule 72: Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
* Rule 73: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
* Rule 74: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
* Rule 75: Around Snacks, CP is lax.
* Rule 76: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
* Rule 77: Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
* Rule 78: Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
* Rule 79: All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
* Rule 80: No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
* Rule 81: That's not mud.
* Rule 82: Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny. Even to Aussies.
* Rule 83: The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
* Rule 84: Rule 87 is true.
* Rule 85: Yes, it is some chickens.
* Rule 86: Bobba bobba is bobba.
* Rule 87: Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
* Rule 88: If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
* Rule 89: If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
* Rule 90: Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
* Rule 91: Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
* Rule 92: Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
* Rule 93: Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
* Rule 94: If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
* Rule 95: Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
* Rule 96: I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
* Rule 97: Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
* Rule 98: Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
* Rule 99: If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
* Rule 100: ZOMG NONE