The Grand Story Thread!!!

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The Grand Story Thread!!!

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*Much like the "Who would win?" thread this is something I picked up years ago on another forum. The idea behind this litle game is simple, I start telling a story and someone picks up and continues it.

Before begining though id like to give some guidelines.

Keep it short, if you start undertaking an epic wall of text someone may have written and posted a shorter reply in the meantime.
Write in a roleplaying Script style. It makes it easyer to read and keeps up the pace.
Atleast try to be civil, its stops being interesting real quick if it turns into endless scat jokes. Or demeaning people.*

*The elevator hummed to life and shot up through the majestic Typhera Memorial building. The doors slid open with a clatter alowing entrance into a grand Plaza sector penthouse. Taurmin calmly steped out and hit the buzzer at the end of the hall.*

Mabs(through the door): Im not letting you in before you drop that Launcher!

Taurmin: *Looks around confused* When did you get a door cam?

Mabs(through the door): Right after the last time you blew up my appartment. Now put down the gun!

*Grudginly mumbling to himself Taurmin straps the Moonstriker off his back and rests the gun against the wall*

Taurmin: Ok im unarmed. Happy?
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derre (comes in waving 2.1 xbow and kills everyone) : lawl lawl lawl rofl pwnt (end of story)
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*In one quick fluid motion Taurmin ducks and rolls towards Derre grabbing a hidden grenade from his boot and magnetly cliping it onto Derres belt as he continues to dive behind a nearby sofa for cover.*

Derre: Hairy testicles!

*In an amazing display of white hot plasma Derre is interely vaporised leaving nothing but a patch of scorched concrete sorounding a slight crater*

Taurmin: Ok so perhaps not entirely unarmed.
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OT: i allow it only because of my amazing dialog
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but just as the explosion goes off yahoo steps out of the elevator and gets his eyebrows seared to nothingness. the legendary yahoo then realizes what just happend and runs outta the room screaming uncomprehendsive terms and bemeaning hand gestures.
I R ALPHA!!!! or in other words H.N.I.C...... if ya didn't know, betta axe sumbodeh! :D
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Taurmin: Aw hell, when Faid finds out im gunna get locked in the Tyron UG for another 2 weeks...
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