and asks the barman: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
duck walks into a bar
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duck walks into a bar
The room went that way ->>>>
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Re: duck walks into a bar
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..... fucking duck.....
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Re: duck walks into a bar
I read the same joke at work a couple of days ago... Was about grapes rather than bread tho :pDAGGERZ wrote:and asks the barman: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Quite ammusing
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Wow EU -Twilight's Hammer
90 Feral Druid
90 Destruction Lock
90 Arms Warrior
90 Disc / Shadow Priest
90 Surv / BM Hunter
90 Unholy Death Knight
90 FIre Mage
+5 other 85's and a 4-5 much lower levels