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Your Genius Moments!

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This is mine from 5minutes ago ...
*Sam goes for a nice shower*
Picks up 'toothbrush' washes it under the tap
puts toothpaste on it
looks at it thinking... This razors a funny shaped toothbrush
realises one is a moron ...
retrieves toothbrush from sink and starts again
Do I get cookie ?
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Post by Sælie »

Were you sleeping? And hmm...razors next to toothbrushes....that just sounds like your asking to brush your teeth with your..umm..hair.


Razia put bread in the fridge and milk in the cuppard...or was it pepsi? And he's put peanut butter in the fridge and jelly in the cuppard.
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Sælie wrote:Were you sleeping? And hmm...razors next to toothbrushes....that just sounds like your asking to brush your teeth with your..umm..hair.


Razia put bread in the fridge and milk in the cuppard...or was it pepsi? And he's put peanut butter in the fridge and jelly in the cuppard.

I keep the razor in the same "Gillete tin thingy" as the toothbrush ;)

But there be no hair on my razor, it be a clean little razor ;)
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Pantho wrote: But there be no hair on my razor, it be a clean little razor ;)
ye that only happens when u hit puberty

writing my bike has to be one of my worst fuck ups.

although the other night, dagz was cooking his chicken for the next day, dagz checked on the chicken, needs 2 more minutes, sat and started to write something on here, 30 mins later i have charcoal.

one time, i put my penis inside this girl and babies popped out.


























yep she stood up and my babies went all over the carpet
The room went that way ->>>>
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Dazgzy...

How are babies made ?
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Pantho wrote:Dazgzy...

How are babies made ?
i meant my babies, the ones that come in the special sauce.

has for the baby thats made, they are built in a factory in taiwan. they are using homing pidgeons now to deliver them as the storks cost too much, damn out sourcing is a joke.
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Daggs think its time 4 that chat mate .................................. anyone?
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So wtf do birds and bee's have todo with making babies ?

Do bee's and birds intermate ?
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Pantho wrote:So wtf do birds and bee's have todo with making babies ?

Do bee's and birds intermate ?
Quite sure if wouldn't wanna see the resulting offspring if they did. If you think bees are bad just wait till you've been stung by a striped pigeon.
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A BEEGEON? WHERE?!
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