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Post by Freaky Fryd »

A girl is dancing right close to her very large boyfriend who is working security...
A guy comes up and tries to dance against her...

She says "That's not a good idea."

He stops for a minute, then tries again...

She says: "I already told you, that's not a good idea."
He says: "Oh yeah, why?"
She pulls her boyfriend over, who has been listening, and the boyfriend says:
"Because I'll bootfuck your teeth out the back of your skull"
The guy says: "Oh. Yeah, that's a good reason..."
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Post by The Light »

did this happen at your club? lol
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Post by Faid »

Yeah, I remember that , that was a crazy night. I almost whooped that guys ass :twisted:
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Post by Freaky Fryd »

Um...maybe?
:P
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Dont fuck with me, i'll kick the shit out of you!
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Post by FN »

Freaky Fryd wrote:A guy comes up and tries to dance against her...
I love how Freaky conveniently leaves his own name out of the story ;)
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Post by Freaky Fryd »

Hahahaha!
I didn't even think of that...
:roll:

Nah, it wasn't me...because I know him and he wouldn't of threatened me...
;)
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Post by Weazle »

FN wrote:
Freaky Fryd wrote:A guy comes up and tries to dance against her...
I love how Freaky conveniently leaves his own name out of the story ;)
Rejected fatty? :P
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Me? Rejected on Girls Gone Wild night? Hell no...quite the opposite...
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Post by Reptilian »

ya I'm gonna come to that on tuesday at the queens if your going
I can get the night off
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Alright alright I didn't know she was spoken for alright? Besides I was too tired to fight. I was feedin' it to 2YY's Mom I mean girlfriend all night! HA HA HA HA!
...and a side of vagina.
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Post by Reptilian »

the funny part about that is Jigy only live about a 2 minute walk from 2yys's mom/girlfriends house
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Post by Chosen One »

i wonder if he was hott???.....
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