The Autopee device

Lachlan · Post by **Lachlan** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:18 pm

From Scott Adam's blog:

[quote="Scott Adams"]I remember my excitement the first time I saw a restroom faucet with a motion detector. It was like magic. I just waved my hand in front of the sensor and water spat forth. It was like the food replicator on the Star Ship Enterprise, but Version 1.0 that only produces cooty water.

Eventually the soap dispenser caught up. That was less exciting for two reasons: 1) It was just copying the water faucet, and 2) It is exactly how I imagine it would feel if a bird pooped on my hand.

Lately, some paper towel dispensers have joined the action. Activate the sensor and a paper towel presents itself. Scientists have obviously spent a lot of time calculating the proper dimensions for this towel. It

Pantho · Post by **Pantho** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:31 pm

Good luck getting that image out of your head

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Buck · Post by **Buck** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:04 pm

That was great, made me lol a few times

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:04 pm

Sounds handy (no pun intended). Im sure the japs already have something like that i mean really if they have public toilets that print out dietary advice and gives you a nice spool after your done meanwhile playing musak...