30 things you can learn from pron (***NSFW or Children***)

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Solitaire basically is card game u play by urself, thats why the solitaire referance.
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SEAL7 wrote:Solitaire basically is card game u play by urself, thats why the solitaire referance.
That i know i didnt figure the whole by yourself part of it but then again it may have helped if id understood what tha fuck pantho is rambling about. But then again you can expect crazy people to make sense.
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Solid Rock wrote:
SEAL7 wrote:Solitaire basically is card game u play by urself, thats why the solitaire referance.
That i know i didnt figure the whole by yourself part of it but then again it may have helped if id understood what tha fuck pantho is rambling about. But then again you can expect crazy people to make sense.
wtf? its because her was playing solitaire... no meaning behind it.. jesus
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Jesus? Thats what all my old 10th grade classmates call me.
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Jesus is a Mexican name :roll:
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Yea but then its pronounced "Hezus"
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36. Condoms are a myth.
37. Pizza delivery & telephone repair guys get sex at every job.
38. Women don't grow pubic hair.
Live every day, As if it may be your last, For one day will be.

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OWWWW
MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!!
:(
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braydagner wrote:OWWWW
MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!!
:(
As if you had virgin eyes :P.
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not after that swift skull fucking i gave him
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that wasn't my eye socket you fucked
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...theres no time for lube!...
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i'm too loose to have use for lube tbh ftw bitch
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