Tales From The Club

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:58 am

So, I'm wearing my shirt that says "Man Whore" tonight, and I run into a
girl I know. She reads my shirt, then turns to me and:

Her: "So, you're cheating on me now?!" (in mock insult)
Me: "Wouldn't that constitute me actually getting action with you?"
Her: *turns around & puts her ass on my cock, leans back* "So put it in already!"
Me: "..." = one of the few times I'm actually speechless

Tyrant^ · Post by **Tyrant^** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:51 am

you get it to fucking easy freak !

Ghandi · Post by **Ghandi** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:25 am

Shouldn't this thread be named "Tails from the club"?

Alamais · Post by **Alamais** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:50 am

Nah, then it'd be too punny.

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:08 am

How about "Tales about Tails"

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:30 am

Oh yeah, one of security I know had the night off...and he was slightly intoxicated...
We're in the middle of a conversation, when he suddenly turns, and yells out:
"Hey girls! I need head! Any girls wanna give me head? I need some head!"
while motioning like he was pushing a girls head down on it...

Oh, the stuff you can get away with when you just don't care what people think...

(It was a little more extreme than I usually pull off, but still my type of humor)

2yys · Post by **2yys** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:06 pm

Shit it sounds like I should have went with u and had a good time!!!

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:11 pm

I tried to convince you, but you kept saying no...
I told you that you'd miss out...and you did...
Suck it fatty.

2yys · Post by **2yys** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:12 pm

wel what is going on tonight!

Faid · Post by **Faid** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:21 pm

I'm getting wasted tonight, at a pub with really good beer

I'll prolly hop on vent when I get home all drunk, hehe

Melonie · Post by **Melonie** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:37 pm

With you drunk, I must tell you something. I think it is poetic justice once it is told.

Reptilian · Post by **Reptilian** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:44 am

sorry.... forgot to give the getting drunk warnings like my predacesors here.... so here I am ALREADY drunk and no one is on vent.... see you all tomorow with my hang over in tow........ um ya... burrrrrrp