So ok, the supplies are sorted, lets get the house ready, hmmm I know lets just clear the front room for a dance area and bring the pc down stairs and plug it into the amp, all is good music is going, hmmmm lets eat before people turn up so we line our stomach's for a heavy night!!!!!
Ok so a few people have turned up the drinks are flowing and it's all a good laugh nothing much happens untill about 11:15 when one of the many "fly hunnies" came up to me and we got talking and at about 11:20 she says
"Hey so what do you do then if you dont go to college?"
me: "I'm in the army" (recently joined if you didnt know
)Her: "OMG OMG !!!!! Your a soldier !!! You have to meet my friends!!!!!!"
me: "heheh yeah ok lets go!!"
Her talking to friends: "Guys!!! Look I found a solider!!!! He's in the army!!!"
Them: "OMG !! Hi army guy"
Me: "Helloooo ladies!!!!"
Them: "Do you have your uniform with you!?!?!?!?"
Them: *giggles*
Me: errrrrm *thinks* yeah, yeah It's upstairs!"
Them: "GO PUT IT ON!!!"
Me: Yeah sure, I dont see why not *has a evil grin on his face"
So I've gone upstairs and locked myself in the bathroom, I dont actually have my unfiorm and it's now about 11:50 im thinking damn, nearly midnight and the new year, what shall I do..... hey I know..... BIRTHDAY SUIT !!!!!!! So, I get stark bollock naked, all apart from my assault boots and go down stairs.
*Marches into room*
Them: *SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM !!!
Me: heh heh heh allllriiiiiiiite (family guy mode)
Now it wasn't only the girls in the room, there was about 20 or so other people all like WTF ?!!?! So im waiting about and decided to stay naked for a while longer, yeah this is a good night this is a laugh, It's MIDNIGHT !!!!!! WOOOOOT!!!! So after the chimes and the traditional song im still naked so I decide to go streaking down the road (this is a main road, it gets used alot) And im running the whole stretch of road, and get about 20 meters from the crowd that has gathered to watch me, ok errrrm, I know im gunna do some pushups in the road!! Situps !! AND SQUAT THRUSTS !!!!!
After the work out in the road I ran back to the house straight upstairs and started getting dressed, went back downstairs and I was a legand !!!!
What a fantastic party !!!! I was really drunk, and still had so much fun !!! SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
Moral of this story getting naked makes people like you!!!!!!
Also army uniforms apparently
The rest of the evening if for me to know, and me only
Cmon guys what did you get upto ?!?!
