Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb..
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
Maybe you should consider a few days in that hospital???
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner
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Re: Think your day was bad ?
This one, at least, is false. I've heard the same story about all of the computers in a data center going down.Virgil wrote: Maybe you should consider a few days in that hospital???
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/cleaner.asp
Even on top of that, there's two things wrong with this story. First, Intensive Care Units floors are tiled there are no carpets (at least in patient rooms). Second, almost all medical equipment has battery backup so they can move the patient if they need to.
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plus once the lifesupport is unplugged and they start to crash nurses and docs would be rushing in because of the EKG sounding off. This would have been caught the first time it happened and that person wouldnt have a job
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that sounds like one bad FREsatransisuu wrote:plus once the lifesupport is unplugged and they start to crash nurses and docs would be rushing in because of the EKG sounding off. This would have been caught the first time it happened and that person wouldnt have a job
ppu rez anyone?
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how about i just shock you with a defib, and by defib i mean electrical wires from the wall going to your chest =P kinky