T'was the night before christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew right then that the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He sprung up the chimney with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch had blown my chimney apart.
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
Screw you all! I'm gettin pussy tonight!
SEASON GREETINGS YOU LIL BASTARDS
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