GET OFF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:43 am

ew...just ew...

NoNo · Post by **NoNo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:50 am

Chosen One wrote:my right hand is in freaky and my left is in nono

no thats ur bfriend mike or bear or whatever his name is

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:54 am

I think his name is Tyrone.

Chosen One · Post by **Chosen One** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:47 am

Freaky Fryd wrote:I think his name is Tyrone.

hes black..and ...big...

Faid · Post by **Faid** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:21 am

I thought his name was Bruce

Chosen One · Post by **Chosen One** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:36 am

Faid wrote:I thought his name was Bruce

his name is Faid

NoNo · Post by **NoNo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:55 pm

ha u wish chosen, im afraid ur not gh3y enuf to get faid....but perhaps freaky is

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:25 pm

No, otherwise I wouldn't have turned you down

NoNo · Post by **NoNo** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:18 am

Chosen One · Post by **Chosen One** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:10 am

gheys^^

DAGGERZ · Post by **DAGGERZ** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:13 am

OK driving tips for the in experienced 17 yr old .

1)bending girls over the bonnet and giving them a good rodgering cant be beaten do it asap.

2) never get spunk stains on ur dads freshly valeted car seats could be curtians for ur driving career.

3) dont bet ur girl friend to go down on the gear stick could be bad if she gets stuck and u gotta call the fire brigade to get her off .(if ur that perveted use ur fist instead)

4)never lend ur dads car to a m8 so he can shag some girl in it (9 times out of 10 u can bet its ur bitch his screwing)

5) never mouth of to biggers boys in other cars especialy if there in faster motors.

6)if u run someone over never stop just shoot thru the words ur going down for long time boy! in yokal type accent wont be to good to hear)

7)if u get a puncture its not all bad only the part of the tyre at the bottom is flat the rest of it is perfectly ok so keep on driving

8 ) giving someone the finger is perfectly good hand signal to let someone know u want there lane.

Chosen One · Post by **Chosen One** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:16 am

im 17 u nit!

but they were pretty funny haha