joke 1

[DAGGERZ]

There was this couple that had been married
for 20 years. Every! time they
made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light. Well,
after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. You impotent
bastard," She screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these
years? You better explain
yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in
the eyes and says calmly: I'll
explain the toy . . . ..... you explain the
kids."

[Faid]

LOL she's a slutttttt

[WebLawless]

HAHAHAHAH!!!
SLUT!