joke 2

[DAGGERZ]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink. So he
asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again,"How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a
drink with me?"




A little voice came out of the box:


"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on