Who would win?

Rento · Post by **Rento** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:24 am

Punisher because he's the most bad ass angst ridden mofo ever!!

Rento Webex (The Melee Tank) VS a Field full of DoY Robots

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look at me, look at me, look at me!!

FN · Post by FN » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:54 pm

Even tho the DoY bots have been nerfed to rank 60/70/80, I still have to say they'd win. Rento would fatal and be killed synch-bugging on relog.

Captain Pickard vs Captain Kirk

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:38 am

picard. Hed use his newly polished head to deflect Kirks phaser and then take out his eye with the cork on a bottle of Chateu picard champain. Patrick Stewart FTW!!!!

Justice League VS SXR

^^i want the full loadout on who kills who here

satransisuu · Post by **satransisuu** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:48 pm

ok well the we will give justice league home court advantage since we dont have a base really and we always take over other bases. In the initial onslaught of us raiding the justice league base most of the minor heroes would be killed outright. People like Firestorm, Hawkman and others. The ones who would live for the big fight would be Superman, Batman, Wonder Women, the Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman.

People still living on are side, Freaky, FN, Zhut, Faid, Chosen one, A4, and Alamais.

First Chosen one and aquaman would go at it. Chosen one would just use a slasher but would then be taken out by Green Lantern because he owns. Green lantern would then be shot down by A4 and Alamais working together, but they would be knocked out by one of batmans knock out gas grenades. Meanwhile Zhut and faid are working on taking out wonderwomen, Zhut being the great healer keeps faid alive and they finaly get wonderwomen knocked down, but flash comes by and bugs them with his speed hacks causing them to synch out. FN would then snipe the flash because FN has the best aim ever but Batman would get FN with somthing from his bat belt because batmans gadgets>FN. So now its down to freaky and Superman.

Who would win of them? Well lets see Superman super human vs. freaky a rifle spy. Well that one is easy Freaky would win....kinda. See freaky would have been smart and got kryptonite bullets out of his 53rd apartment because he has EVERY FUCKING THING there is in the world somewhere in his apartments, BUT with supermans last bit of strength he would kill freaky. so is it a tie? no synergy would still have won because immersion would be there with her LE in...so i guess its a win for synergy!

so now
Charlie Brown and Snoopy VS Calvin and Hobbs
dont disapoint me on this one ^_^

Zhut · Post by **Zhut** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:56 am

In true Bill Waterson style, it would have to be a snowball fight to the death. I think it's fairly clear who has the homecourt advantage in this particular arena. Even if that weren't the case, however, Calvin and Hobbes have far more experience in these matters, given their constant warfare against Suzie Derkins via the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club. Not to mention the flying sleds, repeated pouncings, and a formal alliance with the infamous Spaceman Spiff... Poor Charlie Brown and Snoopy would end up as nothing but a cloud of noxious gases in this case, my friend.

Jimmy Carter Vs. Ronald Reagan. (both in their prime)

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:51 pm

Stalin. Cus hes got a kickass mustache and hes a communist. Yes im abit red. No he whasnt mentioned. And yes i am in fact mad like an onion.

Ash Ketchum + Pichatyu VS The nerevarine and Lord Vivec from Morrowind

dunno if any of you guys ever played Morrowind but if you did its a no brainer

satransisuu · Post by **satransisuu** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:47 pm

well if that match was forced it would be vivic and the nerevarine, but if it was my choice it would only be the nerevarine, because i owned vivic in morrowind ^_^, off topic who is pre ordering morrowind oblivion i know i am, and i want to make a mod or 2

Rikimaru (from tenchu stealth assasins) vs. shinobi (from the shinobi games)

WolfClaw · Post by **WolfClaw** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:52 am

This post sorta just died away and I find that UNACCEPTABLE.

Shinobi ftw. Have you ever played the games? That guy is a fucking NINJA in EVERY sense of the word.

Taco Bell vs. Del Taco

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:35 am

Taco bell. Theyd shove the bell down ontop of the Del Taco shop and just start pounding ontill everyone insides heads exploded.

Lion VS Killer bees

Riott · Post by **Riott** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:43 pm

killer bees, once the lion started trying to eat the bees they would sting him from the inside, cuasing his body to start swelling from the inside out. And after a couple hours the inside of his body would have swelled so much that the lion would explode, leaving a large crater of little lion parts strewed around.

Immy's Mom vs Chosen's Mom.

Zhut · Post by **Zhut** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:39 pm

Immy's mom. She has all the best utilities at hand to keep her daughter safe. I'm sure she'd take anyone to the death to make sure Immy didn't become corrupt.

Russel Crowe and the entire Northern Roman Legion vs. Chosen's dad.

Immersion · Post by **Immersion** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:07 pm

Chosen's dad. He's scary - he could make anyone cry by just looking at them.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Crazy Kansas

Edit: Silly extra letters

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:28 am

Crazy kansas. If your body is edible youll never win a fight.

Alexander the great VS FN

WolfClaw · Post by **WolfClaw** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:03 am

Tie Game. Both armies are equally gay.

Man pumped on RockStar vs Man pumped on RedBull

Solid Rock · Post by **Solid Rock** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:30 am

Redbull. Jus cause we need this thing to get moving along.

Captain Nemo vs Moby Dick the whale