What's missing...

Jigy · Post by **Jigy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:54 pm

I'm going grocery shopping this weekend. Here's my list so far. What else do I need on there?

1. Rum
2. Condoms
3. Sour Cream (I'll tell you when you're older.)
4. Large Breasted Bed Thrasher (They're in season now.)

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:58 pm

5) Southern Comfort
6) Handcuffs
7) Roofies

Rento · Post by **Rento** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:11 pm

a huge bag of marijuana

Jigy · Post by **Jigy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:35 pm

Ahh...I KNEW I could count on you two. Phreaky, good choices, if only 'cause you know Southern Comfort makes me evil. Rento, I gave the stuff up, but you're on the right track! You and me, we need to party.

Rember kids, always take your weedies...

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:56 am

8 ) Extendable ASP baton - first for her boyfriends head, then for her special spot...

Comie · Post by **Comie** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:03 am

milk Kaluah vodka and ice

aka the white russian

Reptilian · Post by **Reptilian** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 5:59 pm

foreget all that shit cept the southern

so first, Southern Comfort

2nd I'm comin over cuz I get the same way with it & we'll go pick a fight

3rd, potato Cannon

4th van with sliding doors on both sides

Yarr!!

Chosen One · Post by **Chosen One** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:42 pm

gay porn

man lube

cheese sticks

Ozambabbaz · Post by **Ozambabbaz** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:40 am

some guy got arrested with an orange cannon the other day, using hairspray as propellant he got it up to 52 mtrs/sec muzzle velocity, that gotta hurt

Freaky Fryd · Post by **Freaky Fryd** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:45 am

"Got any black porno magazines?"

Jigy · Post by **Jigy** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:11 pm

Freaky Fryd wrote:"Got any black porno magazines?"

"Mah name's Tyrone, and I needs my black pornos."

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Inhale* AHHH HA HA HAHAHAHA

Rento · Post by **Rento** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:36 pm

you'd be lauging a whole lot more with some doobie snacks

Reptilian · Post by **Reptilian** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:58 pm

I know what's missing and I'll tell you exactly what it is that's missing....

JIGY IN NEOCRON!!!!!!!

DO IT!!!!

The Light · Post by **The Light** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:29 am

Get this, a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a flemmish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a tricycle giving me the finger, and a duck!

5 points if you can name the movie

Weazle · Post by **Weazle** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:52 am

The Light wrote:Get this, a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a flemmish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a tricycle giving me the finger, and a duck!

5 points if you can name the movie

Black Sheep .... god I love Google