Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
little mysteries
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little mysteries
The room went that way ->>>>
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Re: little mysteries
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Beacouse wimps dont grow facial hair
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Beacouse a revolver between the eyes freaking hurts
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just in case
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
The moon > anywhere else
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To point and laugh at the guy geting arested for peing up a building 3 blocks away
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Beacouse goofy is too stupid to realise hes a dog and pluto dosnt have the heart to tell him
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Beacouse its not copyright infringement if you change the text
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Get a cat!
Beacouse wimps dont grow facial hair
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Beacouse a revolver between the eyes freaking hurts
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just in case
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
The moon > anywhere else
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To point and laugh at the guy geting arested for peing up a building 3 blocks away
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Beacouse goofy is too stupid to realise hes a dog and pluto dosnt have the heart to tell him
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Beacouse its not copyright infringement if you change the text
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Get a cat!
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Re: little mysteries
DAGGERZ wrote:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Watch the films, you see him shave
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Got me there
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So he doesnt get injured and pass out en-route
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Fuck nows
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
For the overhead view?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Ones smarter :p
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Because Morons twinkle, and im a little star
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
I stick my head out of the window.. Blow on me and ill bark tho
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Re: little mysteries
Dagz you surprise me i fort u would of known this thats just terrible Well you cant see down womens tops while on teh ground can you (also she wont see ya perving so its all good )DAGGERZ wrote:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Re: little mysteries
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Beacouse a revolver between the eyes freaking hurts
i have to question this? because if he can stop a bullet he should be able to catch a gun in mid air and it should not even hurt him if a bullet dont so ur theory is flawed.
throw a revolver at him?
Beacouse a revolver between the eyes freaking hurts
i have to question this? because if he can stop a bullet he should be able to catch a gun in mid air and it should not even hurt him if a bullet dont so ur theory is flawed.
The room went that way ->>>>
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Re: little mysteries
DAGGERZ wrote:Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Beacouse a revolver between the eyes freaking hurts
i have to question this? because if he can stop a bullet he should be able to catch a gun in mid air and it should not even hurt him if a bullet dont so ur theory is flawed.
While "faster than a speeding train" and not afraid of bullets, he is obviously gun-shy.
If laughter can be contagious, why do we never hear of any mirth pandemics?