Tales From The Club
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- Freaky Fryd
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Baudthrasher
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Tales From The Club
So, I'm wearing my shirt that says "Man Whore" tonight, and I run into a
girl I know. She reads my shirt, then turns to me and:
Her: "So, you're cheating on me now?!" (in mock insult)
Me: "Wouldn't that constitute me actually getting action with you?"
Her: *turns around & puts her ass on my cock, leans back* "So put it in already!"
Me: "..." = one of the few times I'm actually speechless
girl I know. She reads my shirt, then turns to me and:
Her: "So, you're cheating on me now?!" (in mock insult)
Me: "Wouldn't that constitute me actually getting action with you?"
Her: *turns around & puts her ass on my cock, leans back* "So put it in already!"
Me: "..." = one of the few times I'm actually speechless
- Freaky Fryd
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Baudthrasher
Freak Eh - Global Agenda Character: Baudthrasher
- WoW Armory: Baudthrasher
- Operating System: Windows XP SP3
- CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 6000+ 3GHz
- Motherboard: MSi K9N4
- Memory (RAM): 4GB DDR2 800MHz Dual-Channel
- Video Card: BFG GeForce 9800 GT 512MB OC+
- Hard Drive: 1TB Western Digital 7200rpm
- Hard Drive (Secondary): 300GB Seagate 7200rpm
- Monitor: Samsung Syncmaster 24" (2443bw)
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16824001309
- Secondary Monitor: LG Flatron 19" (L192WS)
- Mouse: Logitech Trackball
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16826104108
- Location: Ontario, Canada
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- Freaky Fryd
- 2500+ Posts
- Posts: 2618
- Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:40 am
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Baudthrasher
Freak Eh - Global Agenda Character: Baudthrasher
- WoW Armory: Baudthrasher
- Operating System: Windows XP SP3
- CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 6000+ 3GHz
- Motherboard: MSi K9N4
- Memory (RAM): 4GB DDR2 800MHz Dual-Channel
- Video Card: BFG GeForce 9800 GT 512MB OC+
- Hard Drive: 1TB Western Digital 7200rpm
- Hard Drive (Secondary): 300GB Seagate 7200rpm
- Monitor: Samsung Syncmaster 24" (2443bw)
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16824001309
- Secondary Monitor: LG Flatron 19" (L192WS)
- Mouse: Logitech Trackball
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16826104108
- Location: Ontario, Canada
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Oh yeah, one of security I know had the night off...and he was slightly intoxicated...
We're in the middle of a conversation, when he suddenly turns, and yells out:
"Hey girls! I need head! Any girls wanna give me head? I need some head!"
while motioning like he was pushing a girls head down on it...
Oh, the stuff you can get away with when you just don't care what people think...
(It was a little more extreme than I usually pull off, but still my type of humor)
We're in the middle of a conversation, when he suddenly turns, and yells out:
"Hey girls! I need head! Any girls wanna give me head? I need some head!"
while motioning like he was pushing a girls head down on it...
Oh, the stuff you can get away with when you just don't care what people think...
(It was a little more extreme than I usually pull off, but still my type of humor)
- Freaky Fryd
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Baudthrasher
Freak Eh - Global Agenda Character: Baudthrasher
- WoW Armory: Baudthrasher
- Operating System: Windows XP SP3
- CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 6000+ 3GHz
- Motherboard: MSi K9N4
- Memory (RAM): 4GB DDR2 800MHz Dual-Channel
- Video Card: BFG GeForce 9800 GT 512MB OC+
- Hard Drive: 1TB Western Digital 7200rpm
- Hard Drive (Secondary): 300GB Seagate 7200rpm
- Monitor: Samsung Syncmaster 24" (2443bw)
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16824001309
- Secondary Monitor: LG Flatron 19" (L192WS)
- Mouse: Logitech Trackball
- Newegg.com Item #: N82E16826104108
- Location: Ontario, Canada
- Contact: