Fill in the blanks...Most likely not work friendly...

[Jigy]

Here's something to pass the time. Fill in the blank areas. Most creative entry wins...


I want to _____ your _____ with ______, and then _____ all my _____ with ice cubes.

[a4nic8er]

I want to eat your pussy with chilli sauce, and then drink all my bourbon with ice cubes.

[Freaky Fryd]

I want to whack your eye with a shovel, and then hurt all my whores with ice cubes.


I want to fill your bum with ants, and then tickle all my toes with ice cubes.


I want to kidnap your mom with Jigy, and then get all my jollies with ice cubes.

[Rento]

Here's something to pass the time. Fill in the blank areas. Most creative entry wins...


I want to bash your ring-piece with my-shlong, and then give you a rim job, and then tea bag you.

[Chosen One]

I want to ride your dad with wip cream, and then beat off all my FAYCE with ice cubes....

[NoNo]

I want to smack your bitch with lemons, and then alleviate all my tension with ice cubes.

[Jigy]

[quote="Rento]
I want to bash your ring-piece with my-shlong, and then give you a rim job, and then tea bag you.[/quote][/quote]

AHHH HA HA HA HAHA!... Ring-Piece...HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!...You got carried away at the end there. You scare me. 0.o

Since I stared it I can't really be included, but lemme have a crack at this:

I want to slap your ass with tupperware, and then preserve all my nut hair with ice cubes.

I want to cram your toilet with poo, and then cornhole all my neighbors with ice cubes.

I want to donkey-punch your o-ring with a plunger and then freeze dry all my boogers with ice cubes.

Sometimes humour isn't pretty.

[Chosen One]

is it ever?